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Archive for Elder Care Humor

A few chuckles…

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.  The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’  ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Three old guys are…

A little Elder Law humor…

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why  baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”,  “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing….

Senior Pickup Line!

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is…

What is a Senior Citizen?

THIS IS US!!!      Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.      HOWEVER, upon reflection,…

The Doctor said….

An elderly gentleman went to the doctor for a physical.  A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple days later the doctor spoke to the…

80th Birthday

A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday…

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD MINDS!

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the…

A little lawyer humor….

 An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort…

Some Quotes About Aging

  ” It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that counts.”   Adlai Stevenson   “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old; you grow old when you stop laughing.”   Unknown   You’re only young…

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