by Elder Law Solution | Jun 30, 2014 | Elder Care Humor
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied,...
by Elder Law Solution | May 14, 2014 | Elder Care Humor
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the...
by Elder Law Solution | Oct 31, 2012 | Elder Care Humor
A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at...
by Elder Law Solution | Sep 30, 2012 | Elder Care Humor
THIS IS US!!! Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to...
by Elder Law Solution | Aug 30, 2012 | Elder Care Humor
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night...
by Elder Law Solution | Jul 10, 2012 | Elder Care Humor
An elderly gentleman went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, “You’re really doing great,...
