80th Birthday

A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.” The bartender says “Well,...

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD MINDS!

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint....

A little lawyer humor….

 An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon...

Some Quotes About Aging

  ” It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that counts.”   Adlai Stevenson   “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old; you grow old when you stop laughing.”   Unknown   You’re only young once, but you can be...

A Little Humor….

Working people frequently ask  retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for  example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a  shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there  was a cop writing out a...